When the Worst is the Best

A contest named after Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, who became infamous for his 1830 novel 'Paul Clifford', honours bad writing.

The recent winner, Jim Guigli of California demonstrates why he won.

Read this:
"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean".